Alex. 21. NYC.

"You have my permission not to love me;
I am a cathedral of deadbolts
and I'd rather burn myself down
than change the locks."

  • Bono: I love you.
  • Bono's Wife: Oh I love you back!
  • Bono: you what?
  • Bono's wife: I love you also, bono.
  • Bono: say it.
  • Bono's wife (grumbling): I love you too.
  • *the rest of U2 comes from behind the wall and starts playing Vertigo*
  • Bono's wife: I hate this and also everything.


i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via tiffanyyyx0)